There are very few instances where I wish I was crazy enough to just set someplace on fire. But unfortunately, I have this thing called morality and a general fear of being someone's bitch in prison.
I work a very boring job as a personal assistant at a travel agency. I took it to escape another boring job at a real estate agency. At least my employees weren't fucking assholes there (although, pretty sure one of the boss' there tried to ask me out on a date. Awkward.). Case in point:
1. They rarely involve me in conversation, barely even saying hi. Ironically, the one who comes off the friendliest is the most dangerous to trust.
2. They are petty. They will CC my boss on correcting my spelling mistakes on emails that hold no importance.
3.SOMEONE or some SOMEONES has been reporting me coming in late. And fuck them, because I have very little do anyway and spend most of the time reading random articles on the interwebs. And I do EVERYTHING they ask, so what the FUCK do they care?
4. I technically don't even take money away from the business. I'm paid through my boss' husband's company I guess to save on workers comp or something.
5. Instead of throwing out/recycling things themselves, they'll actually put it on my desk and wait for me to come into the office before it gets taken care of. The recycling bin is right next to the bathroom. Oh, the poor things might break a nail.
6.FUCK THEM ALL IN THE EYEBALLS WITH A SANDPAPER CONDOM
I'm also slightly disgusted by them because it is obvious to me that none of them have ever gone through any economic hardship, either through watching their parents struggle or struggled themselves. I've been pretty lucky, but I always finish my plate; I know the value behind putting food on the table. One of the reasons I don't have a driver's license is because my parents told me they couldn't yet afford a tombstone for my sister and I though "Meh, driver's ed isn't THAT important".
Anyway, I'm cranky and saddened by the fact that I am not only working with a bunch of jerks, but I actually felt like I owed them something. My boss sat me down a couple months ago and expressed that she was afraid I would just leave as the summer came after she invested so much money and time in me. That I should invest in her and she'll invest in me.
A part time job that is leading me no where is not "investing" in me, you stupid twat. I admire my boss for her business skills and organization and general savvy, but this means she's a master manipulator as well. I just happen to be nice enough to be steered.
Well fuck them, as soon as I find something better, I'm out.
*Drops Mic*
-Grace #Adulting
It's like I work with the relatives of ur coworkers. Mine all sit around joking around not letting me into their conversations and there is one girl that I kinda hang out with sometimes because I'm new on long island who tells them everything I tell her. They even order lunch with me standing right next to them and don't even ask me if I want anything! It's a job. And I need it. But it sucks my fucking will to live. Yes. Fuck them in the eyeball with a sandpaper condom.
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